Mar 02
- wide, square jaw
- droopy eyes
- pointed nose
- flared nostrils
- light eyebrows
- always chapped lips
- cleft chin
- larger upper lip
- big teeth
- absolutely batshit insane
Expectations:
Reality:
THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ACCURATE THING IVE EVER SEEN OH MY DEAR LORD
I shouldn’t laugh and yet…
Okay, this definitely made me lol :DDDDD
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Jan 21
Reblog if you’re online and always follow back.
sit back and watch your followers grow (:
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Jan 21
Conversation I heard in the club.
- Shy Guy: Hey there..
- Random Guy: Hey what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
- Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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Jan 21
i really dgaf if this goes with my blog
this is amazing
god bless the person who saved someone’s life
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Jan 21
Ultimate troll
I take my Troll Hat off to you, you are the master.
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Jan 21
- me: hey can i go out with friends
- dad: yeah ok have fu-
- mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
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Jan 18
- In class: 1+1=2
- Exercises: 1+2+1=4
- Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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Jan 16
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